Hi, This is what I have to offer, the website may not reflect it, but I just updated my ad today and the pictures are as recent as they get. Yes, of course I'm over 21 and so are my friends, so all legal here! I take up to one apointment every other day, I prefer a 24 hour notice if possible. I enjoy the anticipation & preperation of putting together an attire for your specific taste. As a gift to you whether or not I am with you, I will take the liberty and secure all of your other dinning reservations which includes the best tables in the finest eating establishments. I HAVE STELLER REVIEWS FOR HOW I TREAT MY MEN!
I have a streamlined, safe, modern, paperless office, it starts with you texting rather than calling for your request. I offer the utmost discreet companionship private from all who may inquire about your whereabouts and expenditures. I also provide telephone consults of $100 to get you out of any pickle you may be in. I provide excellent value $400.00 per hour for such a personal experience you will cherish. I except most CC, or you can give my 100% donations to one of my national favorite animal care charities. you will get me and the write off! How about Win Win!
LET ME READ YOUR INTRODUCTION & REQUESTS, than I can respond in any atmosphere very quickly.
1. Text eros, your name & age and your ability to receive text?
2. Where do you want to meet?
My hide-a-way is in Metairie. Use the starting point of The Mall in Metairie, LA 70002 to see if you are a further than 30 miles away. I do travel.
3. How long are you available? What are the time frames? 2 hours is best.
I provide an unexpected and unique exotic show/service! It will be presented and can't be discussed! 2 hours is the most popular but you can shorten. I should be enjoyed, We are a process an experience not an event!
4. Add a head shot to prevent embarrassment incase we know eachother. You already know what I look like, so it's only fair!
TEXT ALL INFO. While I'm evaluating our compatibility, would you be so kind as to read and lust about how our time may be spent and answer the rest of the questions at the bottom of the page.
I believe I am THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND! (GFE)
A leisurely two hour get together has always proved to be more fulfilling, however, I understand about time management & financial issues.
OPTIONS
We can stay in! I am a premier entainer and have danced at the most exclusive gentleman’s clubs around the world! I have been to a few sleazy ones as well! If you are open minded, I'll show you what it is all about!
On the Town! I'm not from here but well traveled, I now have a wonderful appreciation and understanding of New Orleans and willing to share. I'm personal friends with famous musicians and will invite you a private rehearsal or backstage to enjoy the concert! The Chefs and owners will make a special visit to our reserved VIP table to insure a perfect dinning experience.
My Personality: I have an outgoing personality and tend to get compliments on my expressive eyes and smile. I’m always up for a flirtatious, friendly good time and having the sex appeal that guys desire and whistle for. I win tee shirt and bikini contests by default! I have also advertised for well known beer and motorcycle companies and have been in national magazines. I have won the LA competition for the famous Hawaiian Suntan Oil contest.
My Visual Appeal: As you can see, I have fair, silky, porcelen skin. I am of Italian/Irish decent. I have long blond hair; sometimes I wear my hair wavy the beachy look, refined or sexy. The evening may call for a pagent do! There are other times I like showing off my sunny highlights by wearing it straight or a ponytail. My prerogitave.
My Hot little Body: If you want tattoos or a hard rock body type I’m so not for you! I'm a woman! Yes, I have a very tight stomach, very small waist, 5'2" and weigh 115 lbs! The weight is all in my BOOBIES and BOOTIE. I do have the ultimate hour glass figure while being slender. Interesting huh! I have a cute BUBBLE BUTT! My BOOB'S are REAL & PLUMP! These extra ... extra firm full BREASTS are PERFECT & BEAUTIFUL! If you are not a BREAST man I’ll make one out of you by the end of the night!
"THEY ARE THE BEST BOOBS ON BOURBON STREET!"
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5. What major profession, associations, and industries are or have you been involved in, even if you’re retired?
6. Are you in a relationship? Anyone have access to your phone or bills? I'll be sharing secret steps on how to have privacy.
Above, is how I handle your privacy; If a nosy person contacts me than having information will help me to put them at ease, I will save your ass!
Reading the following disclaimer will eliminate all of your concerns and you'll be aware of the local laws. Whew, that's done almost time for adult fun!
| Phone: | 504-45-23-421 (Slowly read ad, text is best, -$50 quick reply) |
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| Email: | AlinaSeroniNO@gmail.com (Don't just call, text all info so I can reply ) |
CONCERNS & FEARS YOU SHOULD HAVE: Breaking the law, getting ripped off & stood up are what I have to deal with also. I have references from a variety of sources. If you feel that you have ask specific questions as to what you “GET” for your time than you just don’t get it! We are not compatible.
PROFESSIONALISM: I pay a substantial amount of money to advertise on this site. I write my own ad and want to only attract a certain type of clientele. I want easy to get along with genuine nice guys, no $ drama. Those that have had success are polite and can afford to splurge on themselves.
NEWBIE & CANCELATION SECTION: I pride myself that you are having a virgin moment and I'm part of it. This is just like going to a carnival for the afternoon, enjoy the ride & attention. CANCELATION POLICY: If you get cold feet or emergency than its okay for you to not show up for the fun, it will continue regardless and I send pictures. THE DONATION IS A MUST! I can not recoup time spent on planning and organization. I am only able to set a side a few meetings a week. I must be structured in this area! RESPECT! I always put time in to make sure I look appropriate and at my best. If you come to my hide-a-way(a residential home in an upscale neighborhood.) you will see. It’s a multi use social area and I make it accommodating right before you arrive. My psyche and other concerns are also put a side.
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